Sci-fi Serial

Read about the (mis)fortunes of Petty Officer Aran as she finds herself the last woman in space—and possibly at all. Transcribed from audio logs, grammar may suffer.

Hero Quest

Become the evil wizard you always wanted to be, and revel in the lamentations of your players as you drive their heroes before you. Content advisory: sarcasm, satire.

  • Elves and Trolls, part 2

    The way forward leads down. Below the old temple lies a vast system of caverns and that is where you must go—into the dark, if there is ever any hope of seeing the light again. The tunnels stretch beneath the forest and you are sure to encounter both elf and troll. Tread carefully, my friends.

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  • Elves and Trolls, part 1

    Weary after several days of travel you find yourselves at the Happy Wheel tavern, where an old man serves you bowls of hot stew and a tale of woe. Many are the locals who have been kidnapped by cultists hiding in an old temple thought abandoned. It lies in the forest north of here—a forest

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  • The Ghost of Yuletide Past

    This adventure tidbit is great if you have no time to prep at all. Simply pull up an adventure you have already played, preferably one that went rather badly. One or multiple player(s) have been cursed, and on a stormy winter’s night they are woken up by the ghost of Yuletide past. Disconcerting to say

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Static Noise

Scroll through the ramblings of a procrastinating coffee addict. A little bit of this, a little bit of that, rarely productive and often quite inadvisable.

Tell a Tale

Lack inspiration for your next TTRPG session? Or is it starting in 5 minutes and you got nothing? Look no further than these story prompts gone wrong.